Demystifying Milk Machines: A Milkmaid’s Guide to Buying & Using Milk Machines (Without Losing Your Mind or Ruining Your Milk) Pre-Launch Enrollment Now Open
Finally—a course that breaks down the mystery of milk machines so you can make confident choices, keep your milk clean, and actually enjoy the process.
Let’s be real—buying a milk machine can feel like learning a foreign language.
If you’ve ever felt:
- Overwhelmed by the options (Bucket milker? Pipeline? Claw what now?)
- Unsure how to clean the dang thing properly
- Or just flat-out frustrated that no one tells you what actually works for a small farm or homestead…
You’re not alone.
The truth?
Most milkmaids are either winging it or spending way too much money on gear that doesn’t suit their setup.
That ends now.
Demystifying Milk Machines walks you through exactly what to look for when purchasing a milk machine, how to use it, how to clean it, and what no one’s telling you about each setup.
Whether you’ve got one sweet Jersey or a barn full of milkers, this course gives you confidence, clarity, and clean milk—every time.
What You’ll Learn Inside:
8 modules with easy-to-follow video lessons you can watch from your phone or desktop.
Module Breakdown:
1. What’s Out There?
The different types of popular milk machines being used on homesteads & farms, and the pros & cons of each.
2. Milk Machine vs Hand-milking
Is one better than the other? Should you plan on both?
3. How to Use Your Machine Like a Pro
Step-by-step instructions, best practices, and little tricks to save time and frustration.
4. Cleaning (The Right Way)
Stop guessing. Learn exactly how to keep your machine sanitary and your milk safe.
5. Troubleshooting Common Issues
Suction problems? Leaks? We’ve got you covered.
6. Maintenance Must-Knows
How to care for your equipment so it lasts years—not months.
7. Comparing Brands & Models
Real talk from the milkmaids USING the milk machines: about what’s worth it, what’s not, and what’s actually being used on homesteads right now.
8. Pros, Cons & Real-World Experiences
We’ve done the testing so you don’t have to. Hear from milkmaids in the field.
BONUS VIDEOS:
Properly Cleaning Milk Jars
Discover how milk storage really affects quality and longevity—and how to do it right without adding an hour to your routine.
Hand-milking vs Machine Milking
The pros & cons of each, helping you make the right decisions
Actual Cleaning Standards
Breaking down what the standard steps to clean a machine are, so you can decide what is best for you and your homestead
You don’t need a commercial setup to get quality results.
You just need someone to show you how it’s done—no fluff, no BS, just real-world know-how from the farm trenches.
You’ll Get:
- Lifetime access to the course
- Access on desktop or mobile via our easy-to-use app
- Private course community for questions + connection
- Practical, tested advice for cow milkers (and a bit for goats too!)
- Confidence, clarity, and cleaner milk—guaranteed
Who This Is For:
- New milkmaids just getting started
- Homesteaders ready to ditch hand-milking (or at least explore options)
- Anyone overwhelmed by all the machines out there
- DIYers who want clean milk and clean gear—without the guesswork
- Current Milkmaids ready to change milk machines
Who It’s Not For:
- Commercial dairies running huge automated systems
- Folks who think cleaning a machine is optional (spoiler: it’s not)
Join the pre-launch sale now and be the first to know when course access is opened.
Plus, early birds get a discount and a chance to submit their specific machine questions for bonus content.
Don’t let mystery ruin your milk. or waste your hard earned money on a milk machine that isn't right for you
Get the clarity, support, and knowledge you need to make milk machines work for you.
Spots are limited for the first launch—don’t miss it.
